Le nostre conversazioni con cleverbot

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view post Posted on 23/10/2010, 19:42




Qui posteremo le nostre conversazioni con il computer pirla


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Cleverbot: Hey!

User: What do you want?

Cleverbot: Say hey.

User: What?

Cleverbot: You are a robot not a person.

User: Also my cat say this.

Cleverbot: Don't make me get chuck norris over here.

Cleverbot: How are you feeling?

Cleverbot (To myself): I'm feeling well.

User: Ciao.

Cleverbot: No! Don't go.

User: Parli italiano ?

Cleverbot: Sì. Abbastanza bene in realtà.

User: Sei lento a scrivere.

Cleverbot: Non so se mi trovi simpatica.

User: Non ti trovo simpatica, ora dimmi perchè non ti sei lavata.

Cleverbot: Ma stavi parlando francese.

User: Wtf ?

Cleverbot: OMD.

User: Suca.

Cleverbot: Conosci canada?

User: No ma suca.

Cleverbot: Ma tean et sa tead.

User: Je ne parl français trés bien.

Cleverbot: Pourquoi?

User: Perchè non è un risposta plausibile...ora mettiti a 90.

Cleverbot: Ma io ho detto che mi piace questo sito :'(.

User: E che centra con mettersi a 90 ?

Cleverbot: Così per sapere.

User: Ma puzzi.

Cleverbot: Non quanto te.

User: Io mi sono appena lavato.

Cleverbot: Per fare?

User: BASTA ADDIO.

Cleverbot: Woo. Wala ka naman sa Pilipinas e

 
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view post Posted on 23/10/2010, 20:07
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Questa è la mia...Cmq l'intelligenza artificiale di sto coso nn è così pirla...Ne ho visti di intelligenze peggiori, sia artificiali che non XD
SPOILER (click to view)
Cleverbot: Are you real?

User: Uhm non lo so.

Cleverbot: Are you bored?

Cleverbot (To myself): No, actually I got a lot of stuff to do.

User: Can you speak italian?

Cleverbot: No, I can speak English.

Cleverbot (To myself): Only english?

User: Yes you, but I can speak italian and english.

Cleverbot: Can you speak swedish?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Oh. Do you speak any other language than english?

User: No, only english and italian. And you? How language do you know?

Cleverbot: I speak only English.

User: My friend tell that you can speak all languages.

Cleverbot: I can say only one word in Spanish.

User: Uhm... Tell it.

Cleverbot: Tell what?

User: The spanish word.

Cleverbot: Ok, I get it. Thanks for the information.

User: Ok, but now tell a word in spanish.

Cleverbot: Yes spanish yes.

User: Take you me around?

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: Fuck stupid idiot!

Cleverbot: Ouch. settle down.

User: What?

Cleverbot: The code that you are made of: Send it to me, please?

User: Whick code?

Cleverbot: Tell me the code to your heart!!

User: Ahahah man, you are crazy with the blast!

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Oh, this you know, great!

Cleverbot: Not really. Do you?

User: Ehm... I have to go out ok?

Cleverbot: I love you!

User: Sorry, I have yet a girlfriend UU.

Cleverbot: I have a boyfriend named jack.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Do you have a boyfriend or a girlfriend?

User: Moron! I have sait it before: girlfriend!

Cleverbot: Have you seen 'The Shining'?

User: No. Liste, I have to go away.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because I dine.

Cleverbot: What did you do?

User: I have to dinner.

Cleverbot: Don't lie.

User: I don't lie! I must go to dinner.

Cleverbot: No dinner for you.

User: Instead yes. See you.

Cleverbot: Can you move? Or are you just going to close the connection.

User: No, I have really to go out.

Cleverbot: Where is it that you have to go?

User: To kitchen. Bye bye.

 
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view post Posted on 24/10/2010, 11:06




Del Piero si caga in faccia? Si secondo cleverbot

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Cleverbot: Di che regione?

User: Delle regione cagati in faccia.

Cleverbot: Chi io o te?

User: Tu.

Cleverbot: Non sono del piero.
 
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